29th
May
37,334 notes
Reblog
WHY ARE WE NOT BEST FRIENDS!?

WHY ARE WE NOT BEST FRIENDS!?

(via she-dines-with-zombies)

15 hours ago 37,334 notes

16 hours ago 359 notes
Person: I don't Like musicals
Olivia:
Person:
Olivia:
Person:
Olivia: ... What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you;
My pulse is rushing;
My head is reeling;
My face is flushing;
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
Person:
Olivia:
Person:
Olivia:
Person: what?
Olivia: gtfo.
16 hours ago 184 notes

Im so sexual

16 hours ago 3 notes

she-dines-with-zombies:

I will reblog this EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THIS!

(via clarehiggs)

16 hours ago 129,872 notes

patricks-stumps:

this beats everything

This makes me happy.

(via ifc)

16 hours ago 323 notes

(via ifc)

16 hours ago 122 notes

(via jackisnotwackstoplying)

1 day ago 19,717 notes

iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

(via jackisnotwackstoplying)

1 day ago 27,093 notes

olanrogers:

HAHA Hogwarts Picture.

britishinvasion-invademe:

Olan Rogers tells the best stories of all time. Of all time.

AYE YO MITCHELL DAVIS IMA LET CHU FINISH!! BUT OLAN ROGERS HAS THE BEST STORIES OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!

1 day ago 1,874 notes
28th
May
57 notes
Reblog
madeupmonkeyshit:

some more fuckery
no homo

madeupmonkeyshit:

some more fuckery

no homo

1 day ago 57 notes

Tim and Eric are my everything…

(via dontoverdoz)

1 day ago 777 notes

killerfurunkel:

american beauty…

1 day ago 11 notes

sensitivefilipino:

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

(via sandysmind)

1 day ago 8,292 notes

Bjork get in my pants right now.

(via dontoverdoz)

1 day ago 92 notes